Silliest Questions and Dumbest Answers



Found one stupid post called "Awesome Answers In IAS Examination" on Facebook. Curiosity got over me and i checked some of them and found them to be dumbest answers with stupidity to the core. Though i doubt the validity of this questions actually being asked in so called interviews or exams but still have answered some of them sensibly.

Q: How can you drop a raw egg on concrete floor with out cracking it?
A: Concrete floors are very hard to crack. (UPSC Topper)
Best Answer: Dumb Ass he asking how not to crack egg. Anyways if you would have dropped           it Quarter inch from the floor it would have not broken (true, try it and see).  

Q: If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built. (UPSC 23rd Rank Opted for IFS)
Best Answer. 20 Hours Dumb Ass because it was not built but was imagined to be built (IF word in the question). Dumb Ass this question was put to check your ability to handle work load.

Q: How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. you will never find an elephant with one hand. (UPSC Rank 14 Opted for IES)
Best Answer. Dumb Ass he is talking about your hand not elephant. There is a thing called common sense (which you clearly lack) and if you would have used it you would have said "its not possible unless i'm a super saiyan or super hero.... or in ZERO gravity."


Q. What looks like half apple ?

A. The other half. (UPSC - IAS Topper )

Best Answer. Even if you eat the other half of apple does it look alike???? Dumb Ass put the Apple in front of mirror and say the reflection looks like an Half Apple.

Q. What can you never eat for breakfast?
A: Dinner.
Best Answer. Dumb Ass we don't eat Dinner we have it. 


Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
A: Liquid (UPSC 33 Rank)

Best Answer. Liquid??? Seriously Are you kidding???? Its not water to be in liquid state Dumb Ass its a BAY and the interviewer should be kicked in the Ass for asking this question.





One of the post read 'This guy wrote the below answer and topped the exam!'

OXFORD EXAMINATION BOARD 1987, ESSAY QUESTION
Question: What is courage? (50 Marks)
Answer (After 7 blank pages, at the end of the last page…): This is courage

Reality:  Dumb Ass its not courage but Stupidity. How in the world did you top an Essay examination without writing a single word.

23 comments:

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    waiting for a satisfactory response !

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    1. If your really interested and serious about IAS then i suggest you to leave everything and go to DELHI and enroll at top most Academy for civil services.

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    2. Thanks for the appreciation it matters a lot...!

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    3. just read my post below and u will find the reality of thes answers

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  2. very informative post indeed.. being enrolled in http://www.wiziq.com/course/119-ias-general-studies-prelimnary-course,I was looking for such articles online to assist me.. and your post helped me a lot :)

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  3. Wow dude u rock. Read the so called answers in fb and i seriosly thot wtf but thn i thot man in our country anything can happen

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  4. Shashank you are truly stupid .These questions were asked in IAS interviews to test there presence of mind and not to test there stupidity like u are answering.
    For Eg- Q: How can you drop a raw egg on concrete floor with out cracking it?
    A: Concrete floors are very hard to crack. (UPSC Topper)

    this answer is not dumb instead it is one of the most intelligent anwers.The aim of the question was to see that how the person sees the question and how he answers it.

    Example no-2-Q: If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
    A. No time at all it is already built. (UPSC 23rd Rank Opted for IFS)

    you said the answer was dumb. I want to ask u do u really think that the interviewers were expecting him to do some maths and then give the answer.They don't want to check their maths obviously because they have cleared written paper of IAS,thet just want to check their thinking and twisting skills.


    THINK ABOUT IT.and this post was truly not worth it because you were insulting them and not seeing their intelligence. THINK ABOUT IT

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    1. and yes shashank i expect that u will not take it by heart but i have to say your view was a "ROTTEN VIEW".

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    2. @sharma g the reason why I wrote this post was to question the authenticity of the above questions and I dont really think these kind of questions are really asked in IAS interviews (atleast to the best of my knowledge as I have seen posts similar to above as 'google interview questions or microsoft interview questions). i dont see my self more smarter than IAS guys I just wanted to show people the authenticity of these posts

      sry for late repy

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    3. AnonymousJune 24, 2014

      Agree with sharma g . Shashank u just want to prove all the selected as wrong at any cost because by your words one can easily understand that u are jealous of all those brilliant students

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  5. pls reply to my comment(Sharma G) i want know ur opinions dont u think the ias rocks instead of being dumb as Shashank said.

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  6. Shashank.. Sorry to say but you're the stupid one here.. If the interviewer wanted the actual answer to questions like the 2nd one, he would have asked it to an 8th std student..
    IAS is not about testing your academic knowledge.. Its about testing your presence of mind and how different we can be..
    And please, I beg you, never to appear for an IAS exam..

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    1. the second question was hypothetical one thats why we can't assume that the wall was built while answering it.

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  7. In the second ques. its clearly understood that the interviewer is refering to the already built wall when he says "How long will u take to built IT ?" So the answer is not stupid..In fact we should appreciate the person who could make out the correct meaning..

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  8. Instead being stupied or creative ....you can clarify the definity of the question from interviewer like for the first ques ...just ask sir should i drop the egg to crack conceret floor or the eggg and for second clarify that whether i am planning or building the wall .....the answers lie with in questions

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  9. Instead being stupied or creative ....you can clarify the definity of the question from interviewer like for the first ques ...just ask sir should i drop the egg to crack conceret floor or the eggg and for second clarify that whether i am planning or building the wall .....the answers lie with in questions

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  10. Kishor BabaniAugust 17, 2014

    If you are replying how the gues have replied then there is some risk you are taking but if you ask the question like I AM SUPPOSED TO CRACK EGG OR CONCRETE then you are on safe side.

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